#Unusual sexual positions how to#

It is also known as 'water sports,' which is why when you Google image search that, you get pictures of people smiling on jet skis mixed in with middle aged dudes peeing on teens. This is simply the act of peeing on someone during sex. It involves placing a finger into your partner's butt and then wiping it on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a mustache.ĥ. It was also popularized in Dustin Diamond's (aka Screech from Saved by the Bell) sex tape. This one is pretty gross because the term is casually racist and also it involves poop. This is when you punch someone in the head during doggie style sex because people are horrible and also no one really does this.Ĥ. Two partners perform oral sex on one another simultaneously, with one lying on their back while the other lies on top each of them facing the others genitals, forming a shape not dissimilar to a 69.

#Unusual sexual positions how to#

You probably know what this is by now, but some people have just never asked and now they're too embarrassed, like those people who got through college without knowing how to do laundry. I'll let you figure out the 'rusty' part for yourself.Ģ. Think about how a trombone is played, and then picture doing that to a human being. This act is performed on a male specifically and is a combination of anilingus while simultaneously reaching around to masturbate the recipient. Also, as always, consent matters! Be sure to ask and ask again that your partner is as excited as you are if you want to try any of these out.ġ. If you've been nervously laughing at dirty jokes for five years because you've been too afraid to Google something (with good reason), this list should clear it right up for you.Ī word of warning: these are all tasteless, often derogatory, and/or racist, but they've entered the pop culture lexicon at some point and you'll probably keep hearing them for the foreseeable future despite your best efforts. I pretty regularly overhear a conversation between two teenage boys and am not sure if they're talking about sex or skateboarding.

There's so much weird sex slang circulating at any one time that it's impossible to keep up.